You're one of My employees and I've pulled you into My office today to talk to you about your performance, it seems you're not up to the level and standard you should be and not hitting your targets! After a pep talk with you about making improvements and a friendly reminder of what could happen to your employment status I suggest a way of you keeping Me sweet. The heels I walk around in at work means My feet need some tlc, this is where you come in, from now on you're going to be My little office foot pet, when I demand you come into My office to lick My feet, suck on My toes and massage them you will! It's the only way you can keep Me sweet and is the best way of securing your job!