You're my personal trainer and I hired you to work on my abs, but you've been making me do all sorts of squats. And you stand too close to me when I do them. I become suspicious of you and investigate you, discovering you're a fraud. I've invited you to my house after a training session for a surprise. I tie you down and squat in your face repeatedly, asking if my form is finally good enough. Surely thats what you care about...you've made me do so many squats? Oops, guess I am a little farty from my protein shake. haha whoops. Actually you know what? I could ruin you with one phonecall. Let everyone know who you really are. You need to appease me and work out for me now...in the form of kissing and licking my farting asshole! Or else you know what will happen. lol I am even recording on my phone. One click and you're done. Now you have to do this forever! hahahaha