Kristi is definitely the perfect wife, except for her one major flaw.... she can't stop eating her husband's friends! She lost track after she ate the 10th one and so far, her husband hasn't noticed anything out of the ordinary.... until today. Another one of his friend's stop by and her husband is not home from work yet. Kristi makes a little small talk with him and starts to flirt a little just so she can move in closer to him.... and she opens her mouth and swallows him whole! A little while later her husband gets home from work and Kristi's last little snack has made her completely bloated and full of gas. She can't help but rip massive nasty farts while they are talking and eventually her husband figures out that she has been eating his friends! He is absolutely upset but Kristi doesn't care... infact, she has a new ultimatum for her husband... one that could have dire consequences if not followed. After all, Kristi's garden is absolutely thriving with the new "secret fertilizer" she's been feeding it and there is no way she is going to stop!