You are completely an imbecile. You have the easiest job at the office and you can’t even do that. Late 5 days in a row? Incomplete projects? My coffee is never warm? You worthless idiot. I do think I have one use for you though. You will be my little executive bitch, my little office punching bag. You will be there for me whenever work gets me down; I need to blow off steam in the form of punches and kicks to your balls. Stop crying. You asked for this. This is what happens when bitches can’t be bothered to get to work on time. I don’t want to hear your excuses you pathetic boy. Get on your knees. Get ready for your first paddling.