I'm a breast oil saleswoman and I'd love for you to check out my new product on the market! Your wife made an appointment for me to come demonstrate for her today, but she isn't home. Since I've driven all this way, you invite me in to show you my new product. To your surprise, my demonstration starts off with me unbuttoning my blouse and rubbing breast oil all over my large, firm breasts. It's not just for the breasts, though! And you'll absolutely love the results! You can expect your cunt to get tighter and wetter when using this product. And when applied to the inner thighs, your cunt will begin to pulse and grip like you've never felt before! I bet it also works on erections!! (shhhh! I fuck a zucchini!)