When your wife hired a helping hand, this wasn't what she had in mind, was it? You think I don't see you looking me over, bottom to top? That I don't notice where your mind (and eyes) go whenever I enter the room? Lol. How about you get on your knees so I can tell you just where your hands can go, too. Hurry now, she'll be back soon. It's not really cheating if you're only touching yourself, right???