(WARNING! Flashing lights) I figured I'd humor your urges for once. Who would I be if I didn't let you have your fun every now and then? If you're deserving of this prize, so you shall receive it. If you're not, then you'd better get your ass in gear so you can be. It helps that I'm in one of the sexiest thongs ever. It helps that My ass is so big it's as terrifyingly sexy as it is distracting. Of course, the closest to My ass you could ever get is "oh, so close... but not close enough!" I know you'll be okay with that- you're already drooling. Enjoy.