Welcome to the shopping mall! May I have your attention for a couple of minutes? I'd like to demonstrate the latest in super soaker kitchen paper towel technology. It's so durable and strong, you can even wear it, as I gladly show off my cute paper towel dress. Your girlfriend would be impressed by these fabulous paper towels that will soak up any sticky mess in the house! Let me demonstrate how well it soaks up water by throwing a few drops on this demo piece. Assistant, throw some water on this piece of paper, I call my colleague to show off our mighty product, but my colleagues decided to soak up my paper dress too... Oh no, it's falling apart! In a haste, I try to craft a new dress but my hands and underwear being all wet, it just keeps falling apart! Such an embarrassing product ad fail...