You've heard the rumours about bards haven't you? That we'll completely and utterly enchant you, and you'll be made to dance to our tune forever, and yet strangely that doesn't put you off. You think you can resist don't you? No matter how provocatively I dress, or how sensually I move my hands up and down my pipe, or how I caress the fipple with my tongue you think you can resist... Well you are wrong!