My high-top Converse sneakers are well worn and smelly! It doesn't help that I slip them on without socks. You don't mind that, though, do you? You prefer my sweaty, smelly feet! I bet you want to suck on all my sweaty toes and lick my smelly soles clean, don't you? I might let you, but you'll have to clean my dirty white sneakers first! Or maybe I will just let you smell and deny you the privilege of licking the sweat off my feet. I guess you'll find out!