You've come over to collect the rent money, being my landlord and all. I was not expecting you but let you in anyways. I was about to shower but...I guess I will look where I put the money! .... gosh, I can't find it. Can we figure something else out? Any secretary work you need done .... what?! you want to what?! Be able to touch ME? What is in it for me? A free month of rent... WELL soon you take things too far and I let you in on a secret that I've recorded the entire situation. Now the tables have turned and you'll be doing what I say now. I'll have you groveling on your knees in no time.