4 MINS**Listen, everyone at the office knows it. Your friends, your wife's friends, anyone who's ever met you and your amazing wife knows. She can do better. WAY better. But she's too nice to file for divorce...so that's where you come in! Leave her. Let her go be with a real man-we already have dates lined up for her! She tells everyone she only married you because she felt sorry for your loser ass-and now it's time to do the right thing. Let her go and get the REAL man she deserves!