4 MINS***Welcome to True Romance Restaurant! I'll be your waitress. While you wait for your Valentine's date, let me tell you - wait, what? You don't have a date? Why would you come here alone? This restaurant is for dates, not lame guys who can't get a date! Why can't you get a date??? It's Valentine's! Is your cock small? Do you stink..are you short?? Attention everyone!! This guy can't get a Valentine's date! Hahahha! Hey, at least you got the whole restaurant laughing!