Hey there my little gooning stoner. I know exactly why you’re here today. You’re here to smoke, stroke and goon for me as you stare at my ass and feet, whilst I encourage you to get totally baked for me. Following my orders exactly as I say because you know it feels so good – there’s nothing else that feels this good, is there, my gooning piggy? Gooning away over for me, smoking, worshipping my juicy ass and luscious soles, deepening your addiction. Life really doesn’t get better than this for you. The only way it could possibly get any better would be if I was to give you some sexy jerk off instructions and end it all by counting you down to a mind-blowing orgasm. Well guess what, gooner? Today is your lucky day…