Hello, my darling boy... come in, come in! Don't be shy. I have something I want to show you, and I think you'll learn a lot from it. It's a step-mother's job to teach her boy all about the world, right? I'm sure you remember the lessons we've had together so far-- when I taught you about the birds and the bees. You were a wonderful student, and you learned all of your parts and my parts magnificently! But it's time for something a little more... advanced.