You've come to me for relationship advice because you can't seem to find a good match or anything that lasts. You're left feeling lonely and hopeless, in need of a partner to help balance you. It sounds to me like what you need in a partner isn't romantic at all, so let's forget about that for now... I want to try an exercise with you, and I want to start slow and take our time. Instead of visualizing yourself with a romantic partner, let's focus on someone more maternal. Feel yourself opening up to the idea of imagining me as your Mömmy, someone you feel safe with and cared for. Tap into your sexuality as you conflate your natural attraction to me with your natural need for a Mömmy to guide and protect you. As I start to strip down and command you to pleasure yourself and call me Mömmy, it feels more and more erotic and real. You want me, you NEED me, to be your Mömmy. Nothing feels better than my warm grasp around your psyche, the softness of my steady voice, and the relief in your security that Mömmy is in control. You don't need another sexual or romantic partner. You don't need a counselor to help you find anyone else. Mömmy knows what you need because Mömmy always knows best: all you need is me.