I know you think I'm a tease. I know it frustrates you to watch me run around with all these men. Yet, despite these frustrations, you keep showing up whenever I call. You're like a good little pet. Always waiting for me when I need someone to talk to. I know you're desperate to experience, just once, all these stories I keep telling you about. Do you ever wonder why I'm always so horny? Why I'm so pent up. There's a good reason. Y'see, I'm a kinky girl. I like it a little wilder than most. Honestly, I'd touch you but I worry you'd never keep up. Maybe there's a way though. Maybe there's a way to train you...