It sucks to be you! Being yourself has only ever gotten you rejected. You keep hoping that "the one" will stumble upon one of your MANY online dating profiles, but that's never going to happen!!! Women are instantly repulsed by your ugly mug when your boring profile appears! At this point, you're definitely going to die a virgin! Your only hope of EVER having your dick christened by pussy is to revamp yourself as a catfish. Find a hot stud with respectable interests and replace ALL of your profiles with his image! I guarantee ANYONE you choose will be better than you!!! Sure, lying to a woman about your identity is a risky move (not to mention creepy as fuck) that could land you in jail with a restraining order, but for a dud like you, it's worth the risk. You're so desperate for a woman's attention that you'll do practically ANYTHING for just a taste of pussy!!!