You're a little porn addict, and instead of shaming you, I want you to accept and embrace your addiction. This sex life is better for you any way. Isn't it better to stroke yourself silly, becoming a porn addicted gooner to beautiful women is so much better for losers like you than disappointing a mediocre woman with your inferior sexual skills. Hand humping is the only thing you're good for, so I want to encourage your behavior, I want to train you to love that handpussy, and teach you it's the only pussy you deserve!