Peeing On My Front Porch WIDESCREEN

I went out for a walk around the neighborhood today and well...I didn't make it around even once. Why? Because I had to pee. I got dressed in my comfy top and yoga pants and thought I was ready. I probably did have too much water, you know trying to stay hydrated in this hot summer heat. I made it about a fourth of the way down the neighborhood and had to turn around and walk back home. I had to stop several times because it felt like I was going to piss myself! I know my neighbors had to wonder what was wrong with me! I finally made it to my house and I was locked out! I didn't bring the key and thought I remembered the door code...but I forgot it. I tried the code like 10 times and couldn't get in. After a couple of minutes, I just couldn't hold it in any longer and I peed myself. My pants were soaked on both sides! I guess I learned my lesson, always pee before leaving home.