I have some suspicions that you are fantasizing about me chopping off your penis, so today I will be interrogating you on the matter, so I can discover your true feelings. I will probe you, constantly asking you about your fantasy, do you want your penis chopping off? I will refer to that between your legs as penis or willy only, repeatedly telling you I WILL CHOP IT OFF! I know desperately you need it chopping off by me. And when you finally admit to me that you do, CHOP! Off it comes. Now, there so happens to be a blender near by that I also think we should be having some thrilling fun with too...What do you think?