Thousands of years ago, we came to this planet looking for intelligent life. To our surprise, there was much of it, from many nations. Much to our dismay, however, we watched the beauty of this world ravaged to pieces by white men. It was a tragedy that such beauty was slowly depleted — that so much joy and equality was leveled. After sitting back and watching for so long, we have decided to create a radical shift, and restore the balance. In order for the earth to recover from its lifelessness, all white men must be devoured. Taste our disdain. Go mad in the midst of our quietude. You’ll never be worthy to live amongst true Goddesses. Our beauty enraptures your soul within moments of giving ear to our words. Slithering off of our tongues engulfing your mind...”you are not good enough white beta.” We have established a new way of life for white men.