You swear you’re not a loser... let’s put that to the test. I have ten questions for you, and every time you answer “yes”, you’re expected to send $10 and give yourself a point on the loser test. It’s simple enough really. If you have under 3 points, you’re not a loser. If you have 4-6 points, you’re definitely a loser. More than 6? You’re the biggest loser of all. If you’re worried, why? I thought you weren’t a loser. Come and prove it.