Today, I will be teaching you how to make a cucumber salad. But this won't be just any old cucumber salad. It will be the best one that you have ever eaten. And how is that? Well, there's two things that make this cucumber salad the best one ever. First, it's the way you prepare it. My method is a bit unconventional, but I promise it will be worth it. We will be sticking the cucumbers up your ass! That's right! We will be using two cucumbers today and you will be sucking on both of them before putting them into your ass. We need to get them nice and wet so they can easily slide in, after all, we can't use any lubricant. This salad is going to be all natural and all organic. The second thing that makes this the best cucumber salad ever is the dressing. And that dressing is going to be your cum! As you're fucking your ass, building yourself up, getting closer and closer to cumming, that cum will marinate in your balls, becoming extra flavorful and delicious. And when I finally allow you to cum, you will catch every single drop of in it a bowl so I can toss those ass cucumbers in it! And, maybe if you follow my directions well enough, I'll even hand feed you some of the salad.