You never learn your lesson, do you? You attempt to court woman after woman, doing your best to impress gorgeous, modelesque beauties to no avail. All that money you spend on fancy dinners, rose bouquets and a night on the town is just going right down the drain. You’re still single and lonely, right back where you started. I hate seeing you waste your money, so at least spend it on something (and someone) worthwhile. Accept the inevitable and embrace yourself for the loser beta you are! Put that cash you’ve been throwing around to good use furthering your devotion to me.