Your divorce lawyer is SURE you'll have to take this trial pretty serious against your ex wife. she has so much against you to prove that you're a serious porn addict. She's having none of it and wants to get all your money. Your lawyer needs to see what sort of addiction you have before going out there to tackle this. <br><br> She asks you to explain what you're watching and she sees you get a boner as you discuss it. She's telling you that the court will very likely want to see your penis, that your wife assures them you've even dabbled in porn yourself. So you take it out and she laughs about how there's no way you'd ever be in porn. That won't go through at all. <br><br> All this makes you even hornier and she says you better get that boner settled. You can't have a hard-on in court! Even at the small size it is, they'll see something movement and his pants all wet when you're busting over all the details. So get it done!