1080 HD - My slacker, jerk son flunked out of college and can't hold a job down. He is perpetually living off of me. While I am working 8-10 hour days to provide food for us, this parasite of a son eats all of our food while he plays video games all day!! I have had enough of him and shrink him to the size of a small bug, almost like the size of the parasite he IS! His new career will now be to worship my body. Particularly eating the dead skin cells from the bottoms of my feet from inside my pantyhose while I am at work. He is also to put lotion on my legs and basically worship me yet stay out of sight and give me my privacy. He cannot seem to do either very well at ALL. I am constantly finding him peeking at me while I pee, showering, getting dressed, and relaxing. I don't know if this was the best idea after all. He is a true pain in my ass, normal sized and bug sized. I am going to ultimately teach him a lesson by making him hang out deep inside my ass for a while until he learns how to kiss my ass properly instead of being a pain in it!!