"You come out of the bathroom in just a shirt having just taken a nice pee! Akira: That was a great piss! I feel so much better! Your friend comes up holding her crotch in desperation. You look at her and say: Akira: Does someone have to go potty? Friend: Yes I have to go potty! Akira: You have to go potty wotty? Friend: I have to go potty wotty? Sure! Akira: I don't believe you! Friend: I just got home and have to go so bad! Akira: Okay, you should have gone before traveling! Friend: I just wanted to get home and I'm not sure I can wait much longer! Akira: I myself just went potty! Friend: Good for you, now move! Akira: Manners now, you must ask permission to go potty. Friend: Can I go potty? Akira:Please goes a long way! Friend: Please can I go potty? Akira: I don't know. Usually someone that desperate has a more frantic potty dance! Friend: I have to go potty! Please can I go potty? I don't want to potty my pants! Akira: I'm not sure, can you? Friend: I don't need an English lesson! I need to go potty! Akira: I thought someone who had to go potty so bad would be more polite. Friend: May I please go potty? Akira: I guess you may go potty, but only if I can watch. Friend: Why do you want to watch? Akira: Either I watch or no potty. I might go take a long shower instead. Friend: Fine you can watch me go potty! I'm about to start pottying right now! Akira: Good! It's potty time then! Friend: Yes it is potty time! She hurrys into the bathroom then sits down and pees. When she finishes Akira says good job going pee pee in the potty! Friend: Thanks I guess for letting me go potty."