You've been such a jerk boyfriend, just like my last one. So you're about to become my diaper. But here's the twist. Every morning for the next five days straight, you will wake up as a new, plastic, disposable diaper. Each morning I put you on and talk down to you, mocking your new fate as the diaper I will mess and wet. No one can hear your screams as I slap the front of you, and then rub you inside my dirty princess parts and bottom, making sure you are covered in my excrements. On the 5th day, it's your final fate- you're taken to the diaper genie and put into the trash with all the other dirty diapers. You can't get out, just crammed in the middle of them. I put you outside for the trash collectors. They will throw you in the dark truck and drive you away to the dump, where you will slowly rot away as a dirty disposable diaper.