Hey, Teach --oh! Sorry to surprise you, your wife said she'd be napping, so I let myself in. Look, I appreciate you tutoring me after hours for English exams, but I'm already well-versed in the subject. In fact, there's something I want to help YOU study. Can you guess what that is? I see how you look too long at the hemline of my skirt... and the rising lump beneath your jeans. You're gonna study ME. Hard. And I'm gonna tell you just how to do that ;)