I've tied my hair up and you know what that means! It means its time to EAT!!!! I've got an apple and a banana for lunch today and they just don't stop complaining and being rude! They are fruit they are here purely to be eaten by me they should know this. I start to unpeel my banana and i can hear him screaming 'ow my skin, my skin!' it makes me laugh and I mimic his silly cries to his apple friend. I take a bite and he wails like a silly girl 'I can't believe you ate my flesh you bitch!' he shouts! How rude! I go to take another bite but he bites me on the lips!!!!!! The stupid cheeky banana is going to get it now I take a huge bite out of him and make his friend watch. They think my lipstick hurts and it scares them so I keep smacking my lips together and planting huge lethal kisses all over them! Next its the apples turn and I continue to laugh at his pathetic cries, mimicking them both and I enjoy making them suffer after they were so rude to me! I continue to eat them until there is nothing left apart from the bananas skin and the apples core....that shut them up, stupid fruit!