I've always thought it was so weird that so many people dedicate their entire life to a god they've never seen or heard, someone who outlines strict rules and behaviors to follow or else. Why worship a god who wants to deny you what comes naturally? Why worship someone who thinks you need to be punished for pleasure. And then you come across me, I'm bossy and bitchy for sure. I'll be strict too, but I will be far more lenient when it comes to your "sins." I can be everything you'll ever need, just worship me as your god.