Did you think I forgot? Of course I haven't! And we both know that you love being my good obedient little pet who pays his taxes at all times! But this tax season is pretty special! You know why? Because I'll be doing one of your favorites - bragging! I will brag and brag and brag about how I live the life of a princes, how I get paid to be alive, how I receive 3 digit tributes and 4 digit tributes just for breathing! I'm going to brag about how much you guys spent on me last month in total and about my biggest tribute in one go so far - a 5 digit tribute! I'm going to show you brand new ways to please me and become more my ATM, because how else would you ever get my attention? And I'm going to show you exactly what you need to do and how much you should send to round your tributes up - that is, if you're smart enough to recognize yourself and consistent enough to be in my first page of fans! Do you think you are? Impress me! Don't forget that good boys use markup codes when paying their tax!