Forget the God you used to pray to. There is only one God in your life from now on - me. And as your God, I command you to do my bidding. After you have proven yourself worthy of me, by licking the filth from my patent leather platform boots, you must pay me for your pleasure. And since I control your pleasure, you cannot stroke until you have paid me. How much you pay me depends on how long it has been since your last orgasm. If you're an addicted little stroker, expect to go broke!