You've been imprisoned in my bathroom for weeks, are you starting to get hungry? You're lucky because I'm on *that* time of the month right now and I've collected for you all my tampons, pads and wet wipes used to clean myself these days.. I'm extremely magnanimous, aren't I? I want you to feed exclusively on that. It's a preparation for you: from next month, I will no longer use this trash bucket but only your mouth. I pee while I talk to you and at the end I wipe myself handing you the dirty toilet paper. Start swallowing this! You are welcome.