Welcome to your new fitness regime! Now, stand up, stretch your arms, reach for your phone and order a big fat pizza! Yess, give in to the food. You know that food is life, food is love and after all getting fit is too much work, so just give in to my cheering - be my fat piggy! You should be eating or gorging on soda at all times. In fact you should pause this video and go for a snack and fatty food shopping - get that bucket of fried chicken, fries, burgers, chips, gummy bears and m&ms! the more the better! Stock up on food all around your desk, your bedside, under your pillow and fill those pockets of food, I want to be able to roll you like a fat blob in no time!