I thought my boyfriend Dougie is playing tricks on me and hiding somewhere, always the prankster he is! I sit down on the sofa waiting for him to reveal himself but feel something hard under my bare but cheeks, I reach around and pull it out, I have to double take because this thing looks strangely familiar... Thats because it is! It's my Dougie! What the hell is going on here!? I reassure my love and shower him in kisses, that is until his phone vibrates, I check his messages and see he's been saying that he hates me, that I've put on weight and he is planning to leave me. His life now rests in my hands, I taunt him all the ways I could end it all for him instantly. Squishing him between and under by boobs, between my thighs of under the weight of my jiggly butt, between my butt cheeks he'd have front row eats to all my toilet habits and warm farts. All of these options are way too good for him, too easy, too quick. Instead, I slip him into my lace thong and make a little hole for him, he's got the best seats in the house to watch me go out and hook up with someone else tonight.