I'm at a parent/teacher meeting and I can't believe how rude you're being about my daughter Veronica! She's wonderful and certainly not the overbearing bully you're making her out to be. Ridiculous! And how DARE you tell me I'm talking out of my bottom! How rude and vulgar, I'm leaving! But something strange happens as I try to leave. I find myself suddenly compelled to return to the chair, bend over, grasp my butt and SUDDENLY IT STARTS TALKING! Something supernatural is happening here! Almost immediately I'm compelled to pull up my skirt and start moving my NAKED butt cheeks as I continue to talk out of my bottom, giving you a hideously explicit view as I do so. Am I under some sort of curse? This is crazy!