If you've been a virgin untill this age , game over , you might as well take the virginity pledge and stay like that forever . Take my virgin pledge , solemnly swear that you will abstain from all forms of sexual activities , including masturbating . Your virgin cock shouldn't be free anyway. You will never get a girl , because there are so many things wrong with you , I don't even know what to begin with ! You're ugly , your body doesn't have a single masculine feature , your dick is microscopic , you're poor and ...also , a virgin ! Eww . Do planet a favour . Take the virginity pledge , lock up your cock, throw away the key and dedicate your life to serve me . Give yourself a purpose , virgin loser.