You're an 800-lb fatso! A total fucking WALRUS. And you're about to experience 20 minutes of MEAN GIRL FAT HUMILIATION. You can't walk on a sidewalk without blocking the whole road and you can't get up from your couch without getting a heart attack. LOL. You take up the entire couch, meanwhile it would take 100 of me to fill it up. Do you know how disgusting you are? Watch as I show off how I can do basic things like jumping jacks and jogging, meanwhile you can't even fit on a motorized scooter. You're a fatso, a fatty, a walrus, a blob and a lard-ass!