5 MINS***We're eating out, when suddenly, you get on one knee! OMG! Let me see the ring! Yes-Wait. Um No. No way can I marry you-this ring is garbage! Where's the diamond? Hey everyone, look at this ring! It looks plastic! He really thinks I'll marry him!?! Hahahaha! Welp, now the whole restaurant is laughing at your cheap ass. Keep your vending machine ring, I'll go sit with that guy over there. See ya cheapskate!