Now that you are here with me, I would like you to consider staying forever. You will see next to you, there, a mixture of magic potions designed specifically to scramble your brains. Knock one back. Delicious and sweet, right? Just like the Circus. Do not be alarmed by your body's reaction to my magical potions. You feel fun and silly the more you consume- GREAT- but pay attention to how your body changes. You nose is growing larger, bulbous, and turning a bold shade of red! Your feet are stretching wider and longer, morphing into beautiful Clown feet. I do not simply desire to make you dizzy and lustful... I have a need to transform you into a Clown, one who will be enslaved to me for eternity!