Wow ! Your new car is sooo pretty..and expensive. Wouldn't it suck if someone smashed up all the windows and slashed the tires? Yeah. You know what else sucks? Finding out that my man is cheating with some slut at work! Me and my hammer are gonna teach you a lesson! Haha. SMASH! Oooh! The windows are shattered! SLASH! Uh oh, looks like the tires are fucked too. Go ahead and cry about it. You deserved it. Fuck you, cheating asshole!