You haven’t been living up to my standards as a foot sub, so today you can just sit there and watch how I do it. I won’t touch you, only my feet. Though.. I guess you can touch yourself… but only when I say so, and don’t let it distract you from what’s really important! Your tongue is only good enough for the sole of my foot, but don’t get too excited when I stick my feet in your face, you haven’t earned the privilege quite yet. After I rub my feet with this strawberry lotion, I’ll tease you a bit, and then you’ll be allowed to finish.