5 MINS****I'm giving you a lapdance-but you don't seem to be getting hard? You say you're hard, but I don't believe you-until I pull out your cock and see your teeny micropenis! Hahahaha! No wonder I didn't feel a cock poking through your pants, you barely have a real dick! I demand a tip for making me waste my time dancing on your little dick, and after I snap a pic, I run to show and tell the whole club all about your micropenis! How sad. You're so small, even a stripper won't dance for you!