Welcome to my office. I'm Doctor James, and your fe has told me about a problem you're having regarding your ability to make it to the bathroom. It seems to be more than just sometimes, if you're waking up in a soaked bed each morning and throwing out your underwear at work because you misjudged the time it would take to get up from your desk to get to the bathroom.  As you know, leaving puddles can be a bio-hazard to everyone around you. Until this gets under control, you're going to need to wear adult diapers. Or else, there will be jail time if you decide not to wear protection that will protect those around you from your messy accidents and leaky pants.  In fact, I'll put this first one on you to make sure it fits properly before you get the rest of them at the pharmacy. Now remember, I'll be checking in to make sure you're complying and using your diapers.  See, being a good patient for me isn't that hard?