You're so fucking weird. I can't go to the gym even once without coming home to you snooping around my dirty laundry in search of my sweaty socks. What a little pervert! It's not even that you like looking at my feet. You like SMELLING them, too! GROSS. You are so vile. I did over a hundred squats today and I'm too tired to stop you. When I come back in here I want these shoes CLEANED. Oh, yeah... I know all about your sneaker fetish, too. Fucking sicko.