I’ve noticed you staring at me at the gym – especially when I do anything that involves reaching over my head, exposing my armpits. You love catching a glimpse of my hairy armpits, and imagining what they might smell and taste like. Today is your lucky day – I just finished a workout, and I’m all sweaty after working hard in the gym. I want you to worship my armpits, sniffing and licking them, cleaning them with your tongue, swallowing and tasting my sweat as you do…