Your girlfriend Claudia comes home from work complaining about the new uniforms her job have issued. “This makes my tits look so small” she explains. She has a solution though – one of the women she works with has a massage oil that she swears made her boobs grow. You are skeptical – it sounds like snake oil, frankly. Claudia just shrugs and says she’s going to try it out – it’s not like rubbing oil over her boobs is a terrible hardship anyway. To your surprise, it seems to work. Her breasts are definitely bigger. Claudia is thrilled, but announces she doesn’t plan to stop – she wants to know how much bigger they can get. What if they just kept growing?