You say you want to give me total control, you want me to put you on a budget and make sure you live on the bare minimum. There's an easy and fully legal way to do that. Maybe you've heard of conservatorship like is happening to Brittany Spears? Well I'm devious and I talked to my lawyers about creating a POA (power of attorney) to give me total and legal control of your finances. Yes, it's expensive to have me micromanage your life, but once you sign over control there's no getting it back.